10 Things You Could Throw At Bush!

• Cow Dung – Heh, couldn’t resist that. I did have cow dung 4 breakfast. And stop complaining, have you ever smelt the dreadful thing?

 

• Oil – Wasn’t it for oil, Bush invaded Iraq in the first place?. You could help him quench his ‘oil thirst’ by throwing a barrel or two.

 

 

• iPhone – Yes, throw it away – with all your strength. Why you ask? Cause you have one, and I don’t – that’s just plain unfair.

 

• Sumo wrestler – It could be a difficult task. I guess you have to be a sumo wrestler yourself to throw another. But it would be a spectacular deed. Imagine that imbecile trapped under a gigantic guy!

 

• Rotten tomatoes and Eggs – The classic killer combination, still got their appeal.

 

 

• Cat – Cats are evil, no matter how cute they look. Throw a cat and enjoy its fine artwork on Bush’s face.

 

 

• Porcupine – Self explanatory, even better than throwing a cat. It will scar Bush for the rest of his sorry life. (Though I bet he’s already scarred, emotionally)

 

 

• Water balloon – Filled with watery substance, and no I didn’t mean piss. Sheesh, You do have a dirty imagination.

 

• Deodorant – I remember someone saying that Bush smells of sulfur and other hellish substances. Why not throw him some deodorants? You could always claim later that you were his biggest fan, and was just trying to give him a gift but it slipped your buttery fingers.

 

• Snake – If you are more on the crazy side and believe that Bush is a reincarnation of the devil himself, then you could throw a snake at him, just to test your theory. If they become best friends forever you were right all along. 

 

If you do live in a cave or you have just woke up and wondering what all this fuss is about, watch the video.

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