How bad a prison can be? It’s like living in a confined place, which I have been doing for most of my life. It’s even better than going to office. Don’t believe me? Read on.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make
things a little bit clearer:
IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10Â feet cell.
IN OFFICE…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 feet cubicle.
IN PRISON………you get three meals a day.
IN OFFICE………..you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON ………you must deal with sadistic wardens.
IN OFFICE………..they are called managers
From todayiluaghed.com
It seems, the western countries have prisons with outrageous facilities. They have swimming pools, courts for playing football, basketball, gym, medical facilities, library and what not. Living in prison doesn’t seem a bad idea at all. Now if I could just devise some schemes to get me in prison. But I don’t fancy having a roommate, cause you know how prisons are like. Better to get solitary confinement.
An evil mom got Playstation 3 for being a model prisoner. Karen Matthews, who has seven children by five different fathers, was branded the worst mother in Britain after it emerged in court that she routinely neglected her children and blew her benefits cash on drink. She is in prison for faking her daughter's kidnapping.
Compared to her I am an angel. I should get better treatment. And I won’t trouble the warden too much. So I’ll soon be rewarded with a PS3 for good behavior. Now, just add access to a library, a TV with a cable and a DVD player. What else could a guy need?
Now, what should I do to get myself admitted into a prison? Maybe shoot my parents?
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