“Wrong”, I said. “You are awfully moral for a vampire.”
That pretty much sums it up – the main problem with Twilight.
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Vampires can live off animal blood only. Veteran vegetarian vampires can also work in hospitals, perform surgery etc.
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Vampires can come out in daylight. They don't burn from sun, their skin just sparkles.
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Vampires have super-strength, impenetrable skin - they don’t need to breathe or sleep. Despite all that, when you hear that your girlfriend is dead, only thing you can do is to kill yourself.
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If you want to be a supermodel, just get bitten by a vampire. Because you will not only achieve immortality but also a magical makeover. Just make sure the vampire doesn't drain all of your blood.
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Female vampires cannot have children, what's with their physiology remaining unchanged and all. But male vampires can impregnate humans. Male supremacy FTW!
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Werewolves are social animals. They roam around in packs and they actually protect humans from other monsters.
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If you thought love at first sight was corny, meet imprint. It is mystical - you find your soul mate and get instantly drawn to him/her. And your victim ... ahem..... "soul mate" must succumb to your charms.
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It’s totally okay to ditch your current partner for your imprinted soul mate, even if he/she is just two years old! (EEWWW)
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Werewolves have a healing factor that puts even Wolverine to shame. Though not immortal, werewolves don't age while they are in their wolf state.
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You should let your girlfriend share a sleeping bag with another guy. Never mind that the guy have been hitting on her for like… forever.
Intrigued? Can’t wait to get your hands on Edward Cullen? Well, when you are finished with the reading, do me one favor. Just answer the following question -
So what was the point of your twisted love story, in the end?
